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Sea Days Part 2 (Food)

Eight Days at Sea with Nothing but the Atlantic Ocean – Part 2

Food of all types is available on board the Valiant Lady. There are six reservations- required, high-end, specialty restaurants plus another dozen or so drop in eateries available to Sailors.

The Specialty Themed Restaurants

My first theme restaurant experience was dinner at The Wake, a steak and sea food specialty eatery located at the aft of the Valiant Lady where diners have views of the ocean fading off into the distance with the ship’s wake painting a lighter blue line towards the horizon.

I enjoyed a perfectly prepared and presented salmon filet. To me, the most amazing selection ordered by one of my table mates was a “tomahawk” – essentially a ribeye beef steak specifically cut with at least five inches of rib bone left intact. The one ordered by this hungery fellow had a rib bone attached of at least 18”! Of course, then there needed to be a full show of the waiter carving the ribeye for consumption and presenting the massive amount of meat and fat to its eventual consumer. I’d never seen a tomahawk before. (I found out later that this particular menu item required an additional $75 charged to the Sailor’s cabin “wallet” above and beyond the all-inclusive food available. Pay to die early? Not I.)

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The Various “Drop-In” Eateries

Where do I start with this amazing collection of places to solve one’s hunger issues? The very first place I got my early taste of cruising was at the ICE CREAM STATION

There’s much more to tell and I will but I want to post this before moving on to “Shore Days”.

Sea Days Part 1

Eight Days at Sea with Nothing but the Atlantic Ocean – Part 1

Life aboard the Valiant Lady after we left Bimini has been much busier than I anticipated. How would one pass eight days of time when there’s nothing but beautiful blue Atlantic Ocean in all directions as far as one can see?

The Valiant Lady Moves

Step outside and the first thing I noticed was the steady, straight-line forward movement of this large sea-going vessel on windy but mostly calm seas. Then I noticed a not so steady but somewhat rythmic mild side to side and fore and aft movement. I discovered that this rythmic rocking made it just a little bit challenging to walk without a bit of the drunk sailor look. Early in our first day out from Bimini a few passengers were looking for sea sickness pills. I never got fully sea sick but it took me a couple of days to not feel a bit queasy when moving about the ship. Fortunately my mild symptoms faded and it was often humorous to me when I would be walking along and find myself “wandering” in a not so straight line.

English Not Spoken Here

Right away I realized that the vast majority of the crew, while exceptionally pleasant and almost overly helpful, did not speak English as their first language. And, for me anyway, often their accents – sometimes heavy – made it challenging to communicate with them. I found it especially difficult and sometomes frustrating to try to exchange information with the restaurant wait staff. Add the seemingly constant background noise from the ship’s operation and the constant and endless music – either recorded or live and broadcast over the ship’s speaker system and I often had to ask the waitperson to repeat themselves. I was not the only passenger who noticed this but how can one complain when the staff is so pleasant and attentive?

The Weather & The Storm

The first few days sailing from Bimini were absolutely beautiful. Blue skies, warm temperatures, and a pleasant warm breeze. This brought the sun-lovers out in droves. Everywhere there was somewhere outside to sit, lay, lounge, or even walk there were people taking advantage of the tropical conditions. Inside the ship’s general public areas it sometimes seemed no one was on board. Then I’d go outside for a walk and discover there were crowds of Valiant Lady Sailors.

Then, about five days out the storm hit. The captain and his crew knew it was coming and sent out a warning text message on the Virgin Voyage app. Unfortunately for me, the seas got so rough that the one show I really wanted to see – Dual Reality, “a circus on a whole new theatrical level” – was canceled so as to not put the circus performers at risk with a ship moving about unpredicatively.

The peak of the storm happened at night. I was asleep in my interior cabin when I was awakened by the sounds of very nearby lightening and thunder. Some of the Sailors with exterior cabins were “entertained” by quite a show by seamother nature. Some shared photos and videos of cushions flying out to sea and of deck chairs in a tangled mess. Some mentioned that a few cabins in the front of the ship – the most expensive “Rock Star” cabins – even experienced a bit of flooding. The following morning the cruise Facebook group page was full of photos, videos, and descriptions of the number of sea spouts that developed near the ship. Some people were delighted with nature’s demonstration, some were simply scared. Unfortunately I never saw one but did see lots of Facebook videos of the spouts.

Now, nearing Lisbon, the seas have calmed and the deck chairs, lounges and outdoor eateries are again full of Sailors.

Sailors of All Types and Stripes

It was very obvious even before I boarded the Valiant Lady that this was going to be a very everyone-is-welcome cruise. The Facebook cruise group quickly was populated with a number of sub-groups including a fairly large LGBTQ+ group. And they are clearly on board. What’s interesting to me is how everyone seems to be fine with the incredible variety of people who occupy the ship.

Nonetheless, us homo sapiens do tend to gather in our respective “tribes”. The foodies can be found happily eating and drinking in the excellent specialty restaurants, the exercise junkies gather in the various exercise facilities, and those who are what I would call “very large” – 250 lbs and often more – seem to have chosen a certain number of hot tubs near the pools with which to slip into to the exlusion of thinner folk like myself. What I find so interesting is those “large folk” – men and women – seem to be very comfortable wearing the same type of bathing attire that the less large folk wear. No body shaming on this ship!

Bimini and The Atlantic

Bimini and the Bimini Beach Club

A beautiful Sunday morning greeted us at the dock at Bimini, Bahamas, our very first “Port of Call”. Unlike many cruise companies, Virgin Voyages does not own its own Bahamas resort. Instead, it rents the already existing Hilton developed Bimini Beach Club for exclusive use when one of its cruise ships calls on Bimini. Virgin Voyages provides a constant shuttle service from the ship to the club and back so it’s easy to visit the club and enjoy as much time a you might want at the beach before heading back to the ship.

After a bite of breakfast and with bathing suit and beach towel in hand it’s off on the shuttle to the Beach Club. The setting and facility is simply amazing. A beautiful white sand beach stretches out in front of hundreds of umbrella shaded lounge chairs while two fresh water swimming pools sit nearby with music provided by a DJ and a collection of female and male “mermaids” complete with fish tails play among the guests. Not far away are a number of cabanas that mix all sorts of tropical cocktails for thirsty sun lovers. So a swim in the warm Caribbean water is up first with a margarita in hand. Then to the swimming pool to party in fresh water with dozens of pool-mates and our floaties while attempting to keep time to the music.

I attempted but failed to limit my time in the sun and ended up with a mild case of sun burn. Oh well, the price one pays to hang out at the beach, eh? So, back to the ship to clean up, shower and dress for the somewhat delayed Sail Away Party.

Sail Away Party – Bimini Style

Because we were unable to have the typical Miami departure Sail Away Party we had one while leaving Bimini. What a production Virgin Voyages puts on! Just before 6 pm recorded music started at the pool, the champagne glasses got passed out to all, and an MC took the mike and started introducing the dancers while the crowd either looked on while consuming their free champagne or participated by dancing in the pool. Shortly thereafter the MC introduced the band that had entered the stage and, with another glass of champagne in hand, the party picked up another notch. Now it was time for a few of the guests to dance in the pool fully dressed and the champagne, of course, continued to flow.

By now the margarita I enjoyed while swimming in the Carabean and the multiple glasses of champagne had done their damage (along with a bit too much beach club sun) so it was time for me to call it a day. For those “stronger” than I the party continued deep into the night if one was so inclined.

Now to cross the Atlantic

That evening, while I found my cabin early after pizza and beer (yes, more alchohol), the Valiant Lady headed out on the Atlantic Ocean towards the European Continent for those eight “sea days” I was so unnecessarily worried about.

We’ll eventually arrive at Lisbon, then Cadiz, and then Palma for a day stop at each port before the cruise eventually ends at Barcelona. As you probably have figured by now, I’ve made tentative plans at each of these stops.

Miami Sail Away

The Valiant Lady debarks from Virgin Voyages (VV) Miami Terminal V and, as cruise ships typically do, sails during the night to dock the following day at the next port of call.

Cuban Spoken Here

But first I needed to get from my airport hotel to the ship. This short ride turned out to be unexpectedly different than I anticipated. I “hailed” an Uber and when the driver arrived he smiled, said “hi” with a heavy accent, and then displayed his cell phone screen to me and said something in Spanish. It took me a bit to understand what was happening but I figured out he, like my airport-to-hotel shuttle driver, had arrived from Cuba and did not speak but a smattering of English but instead used his mobile phone translation app to communicate with those of us only capable of communicating using English. No matter, we had a blast and laughed all the way to the port “chatting” through our devices. Welcome to Florida, John!

JLo is on the scene

Virgin Voyages wanted to use the opportunity the ship was docked in Miami to film marketing videos with their celebrity spokesperson, Ms. Jennifer Lopez. So they pushed all boarding times out two hours from the originally stated times. No one ever actually saw JLo – only her racks of clothes – or Richard Branson either, but apparently they successfully accomplished what needed to be done so we could finally start boarding the Valiant Lady (VL) – a mere two hours past the originally assigned boarding times but for some simply too long to wait.

Bayside Marketplace Visit

As my boarding time was pushed from 2 pm to 4 pm and my hotel check-out time was noon, I had some hours to kill. I was able to drop off my large check-in luggage at the terminal (later to be found in front of my cabin) and then catch a shuttle back into Miami from Portmiami to Bayside Marketplace. It was a Saturday so the locals and tourists were both out in force. Bayside is a huge shopping, eating and entertainment facility and a perfect place for me to adjust to Miami warmth and humidity, and get my Eastern time zone legs under me. Besides the bay being busy with a variety of tourist boat offerings, two very large things stood out: the huge Hard Rock Cafe building and the impressive Skyviews Miami Observation Wheel.

Look closely and you can see the Valiant Lady in the distance to the right of the Observation Wheel and to the left of the Wheel an edge of the Hard Rock Cafe guitar sign can be made out.

Time to board the Valiant Lady

Soon it was time to take the shuttle back to the ship and join the mass of cruise tourist humanity. Even though all Valiant Lady Sailors had been sent constant and multiple reminders to NOT show up early for their new scheduled boarding times the anxious VL cruisers were determined to not follow instructions. After spending too much time standing in line while in the Army I refused to stand in this line. It was obvious many had already stood for hours with their carry-on luggage. Instead, I wandered about taking photos and then found a place to sit and wait it out. The photo below only shows one of many lines of many hundreds of people waiting and waiting and waiting.

After suffering through a seemingly endless wait my 4 pm group – the last group to board – began the process of finally being allowed to be on the ship. We stopped at a number of stations (passport control, wristband issue, security screening, etc.) before actually getting on board the Valiant Lady. I wandered about the ship just trying to get an early and very basic “lay of the land”. I was pleased to discover that I could look back from the Valiant Lady and see the Observation Wheel and the very large lettering on the next door Hard Rock Cafe at the Bayside Marketplace where I had been just hours earlier.

Departing Miami

Most cruises have some sort of celebration to start off the cruise while watching the departure port skyline slowly disapper. Virgin Voyages is no different. But, because of the late boarding process our “Sail Away Party” would have to wait until we departed Bimini. Plus it was dark and raining steadily when we finally pulled away and headed out to sea so any party would have been pretty damp.

Nonetheless, I ventured out into the warm rain and evening darkness to capture a bit of video of our steaming out of Miami harbor.

So This is Cruising. Really?

As this would be my first cruise ever, my initial concern was how in the world was I going to pass the time during a 16-day, 15-night transatlantic crossing. This would be a cruise that, for over a week – eight days in a row to be precise, would experience “sea days” with nothing but views of the Atlantic Ocean to gaze upon. It’s over 4,000 miles between Miami and Lisbon, Portugal, our first European port of call! I started thinking about what books to pack and how I should probably start downloading hours of podcasts as there’s probably no Internet connectivity out in the middle of nowhere. I figured there would be plenty of food so I shouldn’t starve and maybe a few first-run movies to watch so I wouldn’t be totally bored.

Boy, was that thinking ever a massive cruise rookie mistake!

As I started to explore what the actual Virgin Voyages Valiant Lady “Miami to Med” cruise entailed, I discovered that it offered almost non-stop entertainment and activities. It didn’t take long to figure out that if I chose to participate in even a few of the offerings there would be very little time – or necessity – to read or listen to podcasts.

I found out there is no “main dining room” on the Valiant Lady where all meals are served but rather six reservations-required, uniquely themed restaurants plus another dozen or so drop-in eateries available for my food requirements. And, lucky me – each of the 20 or so places to eat has its own connected or nearby bar so finding an adult beverage aboard should be no problem. In addition to the established food locations almost every night there is a dinner show available at one of the venues that are later converted into nightclubs complete with live music or Vegas-style acts.

The six reservation-required restaurants include The Wake (Elegant Steak and Seafood), Pink Agave (Upscale Mexican), Gunbae (Korean BBQ), Razzle Dazzle (Vegetarian / Vegan ), Extra Virgin (Upscale Italian), and The Test Kitchen (Cooking Lab). And yes, I have reservations at each and every restaurant – some more than once. For more information about all of the Valiant Lady’s eateries click her.

When I’m not busy eating, drinking, or being entertained there are a number of workout facilities available, a barber shop for the guys, a hair salon for the ladies, plus a full-service spa. There’s also a casino and even a tattoo parlor.

And there is Wi-Fi on board. While I understand the connection is slow and not suitable for streaming or downloading large files I’m hoping it will be strong enough for me to exchange emails and text messages and work on this blog.

Not surprisingly, Virgin Voyages leans heavily on social media and especially on its app. Pretty much everything is done through the app including all restaurant reservations, activity bookings, and even cabin service.

This cruise has its very own Facebook Group with a collection of sub-groups that’s populated with hundreds of members who are super engaged in social media chatter.

There’s more but you get the idea. I’m leaving the books and podcasts behind and plan to eat and drink my way across the Atlantic. I sure hope I don’t put on too much additional personal tonnage with this “cruise plan”‘

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